“It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.” Spoonerisms Said By Accident

Spoonerisms said by accident are funny.

Happy Saturday.

Today is Spoonerism Day.

#SpoonerismDay

How to Observe Spoonerism Day
Celebrate the day by writing your own spoonerisms or reading a book of spoonerisms. You could also read some spoonerisms that Spooner is said to have uttered:

• “It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.”
• “Blushing crow” (crushing blow).
• “The Lord is a shoving leopard” (Loving shepherd).
• “A well-boiled icicle” (well-oiled bicycle).
• “I have in my bosom a half-warmed fish” (half-formed wish—it is believed he said this in a speech Queen Victoria).
• “A toast to our queer old dean” (our dear old Queen).
• “Will nobody pat my hiccup?” (Will nobody pick my hat up?)
• “Go and shake a tower” (Go and take a shower).
• “Is the bean dizzy?” (while hoping to speak to a college dean).
• And of course, “Mardon me padom, you are occupewing my pie. May I sew you to another sheet?”

And you can check out one of local wineries here in NH The Summit Winery.

Darren at the Summit Winery in the Barrel Room

Your daily thought!

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